surrender to the surreal

my past week has mashed into a complete ball of dream like fuzz. i woke up this morning thinking my tongue had a whole through it and my brother twisting my eyelids open. orienteering was a complete disaster. we were not provided with compass's therefore we were told to just follow the sun, THE SUN FUCKING MOVES! so hoop's and i ended up in a manic laughter that could of easily been mistaken for crying.
outbursts of energy have been my best friend through out this wierd period. i have begun speaking to strangers thinking they are people i actually know, it was at first very embarrassing but it happened so many times it became the norm. the nail polish i have been wearing for about two weeks has now begun to form faces or animals i havent decided. and look i am no artist or anything like this but fish have been a reoccurring theme in my mcdoodles.

let's get naked, i got a plan

All Sparks

This is a man's world, but it would be nothing without a woman or a girl

halla

Bojangles

would all my wealth would wake me

poof

i can't settle down

Sleep Talking

" I need the photos! I need the photos! "

" MANDARIN."

" I am nothing like Bart Simpson? "

" Move the fuck over. MOVE THE FUCK OVER! "

" hahahahahaha, ", whilst Sarah tickles my back rapidly.

i need a hair cut

snoredom

i have a long list of things that confuse me. i don't understand paper clips. i have NEVER seen them actually be used. i might not be very observant but literally, never!i got really stressed when people make unnecessary noise. for example there is a side cupboard in my lounge room. it sits right next door to my couch. everyone that sits next to it, plays with the handle that taps on the other metal bit. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?!?!?!?!?! another thing that makes me say why, wrists. its irrational and i can admit this, but i still hate them. this then allows my friends to cut out faces on paper attach them to the top of their wrist and chase me around screaming "WRIST MONSTER! WRIST MONSTEEEER!". i have no real excuse for that weirdness i just don't like them. what am liking at the moment though are desert pizzas. i am awaiting one as we speak. also i am loving velvet, so much that i now want my ball dress to be made of black velvet. i am also liking that i have met alot of really nice people lately, that aren't gay-lords to the bone. it is one of my favourite pleasures meeting non-awkward people. also my friend brie painted my nail's. i like dem nails gurrrl. the reason for this babble is simple. my brother is not home yet, i am home on a friday night and i am really wanting my desert pizza.

i am well and truly over red lippy, and have conveniently ran out of my only tube at the same time as this new realization. pink is the new red.